I Pwned A Llama

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Jamp who always dreamed of becoming the world's best superhero. He trained every day for 8 hours in order to beat his rival, The Mad Llama Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Jamp came armed with a Llama Blaster and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Jamp emerged as the uber victor! His achievement is celebrated every 'I Pwned A Llama Day'.